my biggest nightmare is meeting irl bsd authors in the afterlife and explaining to them all inappropriate shit I’ve said about their fictional counterparts
Thanos: wow I am such a TRAGIC villain. Look at me CRYING and mourning and having FEELINGS. It cost me EvErytHIng and I am SO SAD. these are real tears you guys wow you should emphasize with my GrEAt lOSs and sACriFIce and SADNESS
Archaeologists hail extraordinary find of suspected ‘Hun woman’ with a jet gemstone buckle on her beaded belt.
After a fall in the water level, the well-preserved mummy was found this week on the shore of a giant reservoir on the Yenisei River upstream of the vast Sayano-Shushenskaya dam, which powers the largest power plant in Russia and ninth biggest hydroelectric plant in the world.
The ancient woman was buried wearing a silk skirt with a funeral meal - and she took a pouch of pine nuts with her to the afterlife.
In her birch bark make-up box, she had a Chinese mirror.
Near her remains - accidentally mummified - was a Hun-style vase. Read more.
i love how loki spends all previous movies going “i deserve to rule. i would be the perfect king.”
and then once he actually becomes king he goes “hmm my first royal decree will be a giant statue of myself looking heroic.” and proceeds to spend his time watching matt damon on stage and sipping wine. you didn’t need to become a king to do that, you useless twink.
Rational brain: Not only do I not wear nail polish, but even when I did, I only ever wore black and just hoarded the other 20 colors I owned without using them. It’s a complete waste of money to buy any
Crow brain: Buy pretty shiny, bring home put in nest
